Castration is the New Black

take a side
any side
so we know
who you are
and where you stand
and how you stand
and what you fight for
and how we can
fight you

are you a drunk?
well, if so,
do you like fine liquers?
are you a liberal?
If not, then
do you defend
a woman's
right to choose?
are you a feminist?
If not, can we agree
that gender roles
are meaningless?

Ah, now I get it
and, no I don't
believe in labels either
but I think you could use one
"pseudo-hipster-liberal-christian-fundamentalist"
how does that fit?
it works for me

well, that's an interesting thought
usually I like to disagree
but masculinity is so
60 years ago
castration is the new black
man, get with it

because it's the masculine man
that ruined our world
and not the sin that
entered the world with Adam
yeah, I'm a christian
but, also a "post-christian."

Grace to feminists
Grace to liberals
Grace to neo-anarchists

but,
justice to conservative think tanks
justice to evangelical pastors
justice to stay-at-home moms
justice to the dads who
work all day, and make their
feminist wives labor all day
at home

Grace for me
Justice for all my enemies